Sunday, the Detroit Lions became the first team in NFL history to go 0-16. To keep with the trend and general motif Michigan, I think we should bail them out. This idea is not so original...but read on.
The MO? The 2009 Draft.
As a nation, it is our duty to see that no more embarrassment come to the "Motor City". In my Bail-out plan, we allow the Lions to draft in '09 by applying the rules of the classic Parker Brothers board game, Scrabble. The new rules would read as follows: You may use a [draft pick] to exchange all, some, or none of the [players and/or coaching staff]. To do this, place your discarded [players and/or coaching staff] facedown. Draw the same number of [players and/or coaching staff] from the pool, then mix your discarded [players and/or coach](s) into the pool. This ends your turn.
As described, Roger Goodell would place his hand inside a cotton drawstring bag filled with the names of current Lions AND potential draft picks. He would then pull out names and Voila! Brand new Detroit Lions! There is a risk, of course, that the commish might pull out "dumped" players, (i.e. Jon Kitna/Dan Orlovsky).
In exchange, the new and improved Lions promise reform in an effort to become an endzone viable team.
2 comments:
"Orlovsky" is easily a triple-word score threat. You can't just draft that kind of talent overnight.
Hey, Ashley. You've been tagged...
http://secondglantz.blogspot.com/2009/01/ive-been-tagged.html
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