Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! For those of you who may not know, I got a new job! Ow-ow! I am the newest production assistant at The Jerry Springer Show. This is not your ordinary PA job. In my last two weeks, I have not had a day that didn't involve communication with a prostitute, baby-daddy, or drug-addict. In most cases, I conversed, at length, with all three. Special moments include taking strippers to lunch, bribing people with cigarettes and browsing craigslist's "erotic" section for leads. Hardly anything seems shocking after watching a few hefty women earn their "Jerry beads".
I'm exhausted and out of words for today, but stay tuned for my final thought.
1 comment:
LOL, this is one of the best things I've heard all day! Congratulations...can't wait to hear all your tales. :)
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